When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass.
"Red Hot Catholic Love" S06

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INT. MARTHA STEWART SET - DAY
Martha is on the set of her show, which looks as foofy and
gay as always. That cheesy music plays as Martha stands
behind a counter, playing with some flowers in a vase.
NARRATOR
Back now with more on Martha Stewart
Living.
MARTHA STEWART
In the past few days we've all heard of
the benefits of Intero-Rectogestion, and
so making foods that can easily be
inserted into the ass is essential.
Martha points to some prepared foods on the counter.
MARTHA STEWART (CONT'D)
Now, everyone knows that some foods are
simple to shove up the ass; puddings;
soups; raisins. This is a nice raisin
pudding right here. But can also still
eat our favorite foods. What we're
going to do today, is prepare a
Thanksgiving Turkey for Intero-Recto.
She walks further down the counter where a raw turkey is.
MARTHA STEWART (CONT'D)
The key to shoving a turkey up your ass,
is first wrapping it in string, keeping

the pointy wings neatly at the side.
Martha starts to wrap the turkey together with string.
Two FBI guys walk casually into frame.
FBI GUY
Mrs. Stewart, we have some questions.
MARTHA STEWART
Not right now, I just want to focus on
my turkey right now...
The FBI guys leave as Martha finishes with the string.
MARTHA STEWART (CONT'D)
Now, we're going to baste the turkey
with lubricating gel rather than with
juice, this will help smooth the
insertion later on.
She squirts J-Y all over the turkey and rubs it in.
MARTHA STEWART (CONT'D)
We still bake at 400 degrees for twenty
minutes a pound... And when it's done
we'll get something like this.
She walks further down to a finished, cooked turkey.
MARTHA STEWART (CONT'D)
And now, we're ready to go. Looks
delicious, let's try it out!
Martha walks away from the counter with the turkey, and sets
it on the floor, where she drops her pants, squats down and
tries to shove it up her ass.
MARTHA STEWART (CONT'D)
OOHGGHG. OOOGHGHGHG. YEAH GET IT UP
THERE, YEAH, UGHGHGHGHGHG.
Finally, the turkey is gone.
MARTHA STEWART (CONT'D)
(Sweating)
Agh... Whew... And that is how you eat a
turkey. We'll be right back with more.

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