Based on: Hell's Greatest Dad - Hazbin Hotel
All voices are sung by me lol (NOT AI)
Lyrics:
[Microsoft]
Ha-ha, looks like you're unsure again
Well just pick X for the next gen!
Look at my reviews on IGN!
(Amazing! My choice! 9 out of 10!)
Oh, with a dozen teraflops
Go bang-bang-bang playing Black Ops
If you're poor just get a used from GameStop
But I'll give you a discount then

[Consumer and Microsoft]
Thanks GOAT!

[Microsoft]
Who needs a "has-been", when I'm new and perfect? (Woah-oh-oh)
Play all the games you want this handy pass
No need controllers when you have my Kinect
Got Master Chief, A sea for thieves, watch us surpass!

[Nintendo]
Who's been here since '89?
Who has stood the test of time?
Who's classics have aged just like fine wine?
Your favorite memories!

[Consumer]
That's true!

[Nintendo]
Zelda, Smash, Kirby, Pikmin!
Look at Mario Bros on the Big Screen
Remember when I had that Magazine?

[Nooby]
I was stuck, thank you, N!

[Consumer]
Oh, you!

[Nintendo]
I'm truly honored to "have been" your childhood (awww)
All my iconic phrases you love to quote!
(FALCON PUNCH!)

[Microsoft]
Uh, what?

[Nintendo]
We innovate, like a good company should!

[Microsoft]
Hold on, now!

[Nintendo]
It's a little funny, you could almost call me
THE GOAT

[Music Break]

[Nintendo]
I say "If you're looking for another
If it's not fun then why you'd even bother"

[Microsoft]
Well I say take a look at our tower
No one can compete with my GRAPHICAL POWER!

Who also happens to be from the WEST!

[Nintendo]
Well sadly there are times were Japan just does it BEST
They say that family consoles are better

[Microsoft]
What a bunch of children

[Nintendo]
Can you butt out of my lane?

[Microsoft]
Your lane? I'm running it!

[Nintendo]
I started it, I'll finish it!

[Microsoft]
Oh, you gimmicky piece of—

[Sony]
It's me, yes, it's me
I know you were all waiting for me
I'm here, here to Play!
Who's the best? Well, believe when I say
It's me, it's me
SONY!

[Microsoft]
Do you even have games?

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