In all seriousness, if you're looking to get into table soccer, seek out a vintage Subbuteo set produced in England and/or Europe, and avoid the poor quality Subbuteo products produced in the 21st century. There are some independent manufacturers out there producing better quality stuff, but it's extremely expensive, especially in the United States (international shipping = an automatic $40-$50 on top of retail price).
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