The chips ahoy cookie has come with a punishment worse than death. You shouldn't have skipped that ad.
The imposter from the chips ahoy commercial is angry because you skipped his ad despite he telling you not to do so. He has come to your house and kidnapped you and forced you to watch chips ahoy ads for the rest of your life.
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