Villain Quotes:
"You wanna spend Christmas on the unemployment line?" - Fulton Greenway
"I hate cats." - Jack
"You're gonna pay for this! Soul-sucking cats!" - Jill
"It's fucking mine! Who filmed everything?! I did!" - Jeffrey Ridgway Jr./Psycho Brother
"Oi! You've just been crimed by the Three Bears Crime Family!" - Baby Bear
"Out with it, you old biddie, or I'll have your guts for garters!" - Mama Bear
"Some people stay until they run out the porridge, don't they Goldi?" - Papa Bear
"That was not just right!" - Goldilocks/Goldi
"ROOOAR!" - Jojo the Klownzilla
"Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight up. And I have come for you, Puss in Boots." - Death
"That's what you fucking say? That's the last thing you say to me? Is that the video games made me this way? The games? No, dad... It was you... you… You made me this way… You made me this way!" - Jesse Ridgway/Psycho Kid
"Well you know what they say: Can't bake a pie without losing a few dozen men." - Big Jack Horner
"Now I tear out your spine, champion!" - Goro
Clips from:
Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas
Puss in Boots (2011)
Psycho Dad Reacts to One Million Juggies
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Psycho Kid Flees Country
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Mortal Kombat (2021 Movie)
Song: Waste My Time by State of Mine (Anti-Nightcore)
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