Fun house, quiet as a mouse
Dug in in my den
Nary a peep as I creep
Scavenging for cabbage
while the whole world's asleep
Bathroom's biohazard with hairspray
It'll make ya choke from down the hall
Preaches proficiency in the Buddhist way
but breaks objects to not feel small
Fun house, quiet as a mouse
Dug in in my den
Nary a peep as I keep
Scavenging for cabbage
while the whole world's asleep
Refrigerator can't help no more
All the dairy's on the counters for multiple hours
Well my stomach sours
Family platter don't matter, take it all
Fun house, quiet as a mouse
Dug in in my den
Nary a peep as I keep
Scavenging for cabbage
while the whole world's asleep
Talking synonymous to shouting
Rings clear across wooden floors
Distress in swings as a little catalyst brings
All the locks are on the wrong doors
Fun house, quiet as a mouse
Dug in in my den
Nary a peep as I keep
Scavenging for cabbage
while the whole world's asleep
Fun house, as a mouse, I'm just scavenging as I can
Fun house, what a louse, rinse repeat, try me again
