Was walking down the street and suddenly a USB flew out of a car driving by and hit me in the head. after being passed out for an hour or so I woke up and picked up the USB, labeled "Volume 4". I didn't know what this mean so I just took it home and put it I my computer. Suddenly I was given access to this video, which is a video by Alex Kister, creator of Mystfying Oracle. The footage showed a scene from his less popular series, Mandela Catalogue. According to the file name, it would have appeared in "remembrance". After I got this weird USB, weird things started happening. My Lego set, that I had been working on for a long time, has mysteriously combusted into flames. "What could this mean?" I asked myself. but I knew very well what it meant. I traveled all the way to Wisconsin and threw the USB in a river. But when I came home, it was back there again. And now all my Math HW was missing. I knew I was doomed. I attempted to search on Bing how to end this curse, but suddenly my computer was replaced with a TOSHIBA EM925A5A-BS Countertop Microwave Oven, 0.9 Cu Ft With 10.6 Inch Removable Turntable, 900W, 6 Auto Menus, Mute Function & ECO Mode, Child Lock, LED Lighting, Black Stainless Steel, and I was unable to use it. I took the USB out and put it in the microwave, and the USB was destroyed, and I was free. Moral of the story: Verse 1]
Eat like a king who's on a budget
Three tasty options: fries, drinks and nuggets
All for five bucks (Wait, that can't be right?)
Just confirmed that that's the real price
Two full meals, $5.95 each
Whopper, royal crispy, two fries, two drinks
Double em' up or mix and match
Whatever you want
We're into that
[Verse 2]
Five dollar, your way
I rule this day
Nuggets, fries, drinks
Bar's just been raised
And Whopper Jr, it's something new
A barbeque bacon junior, just for you

[Verse 3]
Marinara, mozzarella
Look at this royal crispy fella
Sauce and cheese, crispy chicken
Italian Royal is what I'm pickin'

[Verse 4]
Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
Italian spicy bacon chicken
Take one bitе and it all starts clickin'
Crown up my day
Toasted bun and tasty royal sauce
Got me buzzin', I'm thе royal boss
Sauce it up and top it with mozz'
Chicken my way

[Verse 5]
Whopper, whopper, whopper, whopper
Junior, double, triple whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible whole bacon whopper
Any whopper my way
[Outro]
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule!)

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