How a card got a long name.
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LYRICS:
It’s…Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh!
It’s the best card ever, you should search for it with Ponder!
It is legendary so it can be your commander!
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
The name is way too long, there’s no room for a casting cost
Just pay 1 and discard—it’s written right here in the box
We haven’t had creature whose pronunciation’s hard…
Let’s start with Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar!
It’s Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh!
To this card design I have to give my disavowal
I’d like to buy a playset! I would like to buy a vowel…
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
My wife and I seek counseling each Wednesday during lunch
Bill, what did HR tell you about sharing way too much?
You get a cookbook artifact? That’s really kind of wild
I’m telling you this creature’s like a Rakdos Julia Child!
It’s Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh!
Well-defined black borders so there is no gerrymander
The other card designs are trash but please forgive my candor
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar!
So if they have a Nevermore there’s no need to dismay!
They’d have to name this creature—and it’s quite a lot to say
A card that is so awesome they’ll wish they had Force of Will
I recently discovered I have a rash on my—BILL!
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, it’s
A card so legendary I promise it’s never boring
Could anybody here lend me a tube of Neosporin?
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh!
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