Mutha Uckas
Flight Of The Conchords
Series One - Episode Seven - Drive By

Too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my shi-
Theres too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my shi-
Uckin with my shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my shi-
With my shi-
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas

I pay my mutha uckin rent fortnightly
Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me
And Im out for my account
Cause out on A.P
On AP
Yeah, you know me
Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short
My rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you feed me cause of your mutha uckin fee

Read the words
On my ATM slip, it said
Were all mutha uckas
And were uckin with your shi-
Come on

Too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
Theres too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my shi-
My weekly statement shi-!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas

The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin grocery
The mutha ucka wont sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi- fights gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra-
I need my red delicious
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isnt valid
Gonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin fruit salad
Then Granny Smith
an avocado b- -a
a mango
Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!

Too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my shi-
Im gonna juice the mutha ucka
Theres too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my shi-
Hes gonna wake up in a smoothie
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my (beatboxing)
Everybody come on!
Yea

Too many mutha uckas uckin with my shhhhh

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