I love meat. You love meat. This guy over here loves meat. Hell, even that dog across the street loves meat. And while your skinny vegan friend may sit there quietly judging you, you can sit there eating meat without a care in the world. It's our nature; we're a country of meat-eaters. Like it or not.

And if Bonk's Adventure is any indication, we've been mad for meat for a very long time. Here we have a caveman who doesn't just crave the sweet, savory taste of the dinosaur meat, his head literally explodes with just one bite. You can see it there, it's like a nuclear bomb dropped on his bald head. And when it's done, he's left with a new tan and a bad attitude.

But here's some advice, Bonk. As good as it looks, I recommend you don't eat that dinosaur meat. Not just because the head explosion thing looks painful, but also because you don't know how long it has been sitting there. This is a caveman who can barely dress himself, how is he supposed to know anything about refrigeration? That meat could have been sitting out in the sun for days, just waiting to spread disease to the unlucky sap that walks buy it. In this case your vegan friend is right, eat the green stuff.

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