A song that came about as the direct product of the only vice I've ever had in my life. Aside from all kinds of hardcore substances and devious performance enhancers.
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Lyrics:
Ayyy
I can't believe this shit happenned to me
There was a time I used to be completely free
of the dopamine hit
that I receive
when I scroll through your feed
A stream of endless oportunities
that will destroy all of my productivity
in the name of fun
I'll use my phone
until I'm dead and gone
I'm addicted to my phone x4
Well, actually...
I'M ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET
BUT YOU CAN'T BRING YOUR COMPUTER TO THE TOILET
...Can you?
Unless it's a laptop
but I have got none
and even if I did
I'd rather use my smartphone
I'm so addicted to this dumb shit
I could have no arms and browse with my feet
My mom could just drop dead on the floor
and I would still be just scrolling for more
looking for an app to deal with disgrace
Oh crap I have to free up some space
Don't matter the time or place
my phone always is
staring at my face
I can't get work done
nor be on my own
without a feeling of anXIETY
and I can't stop
filling it up
with selfies and pics
that will never show up
in another place
that is not my cluttered mess of a gaLLERY
(And I just keep taking more...)
I'm addicted to my phone x4
This chorus sucks
BUT I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE
THAT'S WHAT USING YOUR SMARTPHONE DOES TO YOUR BRAIN CELLS
But to be fair
it's not the phone
the problem that's been plaguing my life all along
It's only me
always me
and it's about time that I act responsibly
No more messing around
Having my head in the clouds
I'm gonna go to bed early, read some books and work out
and then I'll turn my life around
...oh no god damn it
MY BATTERY IS RUNNING OUT
(Outro)
...BUT YOU CAN'T BRING IT TO THE TOILET, BABE
I'm addicted to my phone
