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Hilarious scene from "The Spanish Teacher"
Roz Washington reading Sue Sylvester

- Now, I ain't no mind reader, Sue Sylvester, and I came from a very superstitious household.
Where such things are not allowed,
but I got a feeling... that those Cheerios! Like my modern dance moves a little bit better than them old stale
white-bread routines you've been making them do.

- You know, Roz, the English language lacks the requisite words to express just... how much I dislike you.
And I'm onto you.
Yeah, I've seen All About Eve. I know what you're planning. You're waiting for me to take maternity leave,
and then you're going to swoop in and try to steal my job.

- Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Wait... Oh, my God. Hold up.
Maternity leave?
Are you pulling my leg?

- No, I am not.
I am getting pregnant, and then I am having a baby.

- With whose vagina?
Sue! you can't have no baby! You are old as a hill!
You ain't gonna give birth to no child.You gonna give birth to a grandchild.
You gonna get in them stirrups, and you gonna push... and push,
and a full-grown adult gonna pop out with a briefcase and a job talking on a cell phone.
And by the way, I don't need to steal your job, Sue Sylvester.
You know why?... Principal Figgins... is gonna give it to me.

- He wouldn't.

- Oh... he would!
You see... a long time ago, you won some trophies. And that was real impressive.
I... however, am an Olympian. I won this bronze damn Olympic medal in Beijing, China.
I had noodles with the president and a threesome with Michael Phelps.
What you need to do is wake up and smell the menopause.
You are... done... as a coach,
and all the hormones in Thailand can't change the fact that you are done as a woman.
What you need to do is start praying that you give birth to a child that likes to eat sand,
'cause that's all that's coming out those old, wrinkly boobs.

- I can do this... I can do anything!...

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