Internet porn killed the dinosaurs -- and we can "prove" it. See all the "evidence" we have gathered and decide for yourself.
This is the link to our Kickstarter campaign to make this documentary: [ Ссылка ]
We had originally planned to expedition ourselves into the Fossil Hall at the Smithsonian, But were thwarted when we found that they were closed for remodeling. See what our 'Exhibition Leader' had to say about that!
Rewrite Dinosaur History!
We have sufficient "evidence" to support this ground breaking theory. Watch as we go about "proving" it. Our tongue-in-cheek approach to science is designed to use supposition and flawed logic to lead the scientifically challenged to the inevitable conclusion that Internet porn killed the dinosaurs.
We will also provide "irrefutable" proof disputing the theory that an asteroid killed the dinosaurs. In fact, we will show how the "pro asteroid agenda" has been trying to suppress our work for years.
We are raising money for the following "expeditions":
Meteor Crater
La Brea Tar Pits
Field Museum of Natural History
Southern Japan
Loch Ness, Scotland
Each expedition holds opportunities for us to dazzle you with our "The Innocents Abroad" approach to scientific discovery. We plan to take our team of experts "into the field" to seek out the truth and then publish our findings in a way any person can fully understand.
Follow our research as we prove that Internet porn led to sexual frustration, social rejection, alcoholism, and the general stupidity of trying to impress a potential mate which caused entire dinosaur species to go extinct.
Remember, this is not religion, it’s science. You just have to have a little faith. Thank you for your time and your contributions.
Whether or not you choose to donate, please share a link to this fundraiser with everyone you know. Thanks again.
