Randy realizes that all the old people in South Park will be on the road at the same time, tears through town to warn everyone, and discovers that the boys are playing street hockey.
"Grey Dawn" S07

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INT. STAN'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Sharon is at the kitchen table, making crafts by cutting shapes out of construction paper with scissors. Stan's dad appears in the background, holding a cup of coffee.
STAN'S DAD
Sharon, have you seen dad?
STAN'S MOM
He's not here, hon, he's having a meeting with all the seniors in town at the community center.
STAN'S DAD
Oh.
Stan's dad starts to leave, but then has a thought...
STAN'S DAD (CONT'D)
Wait a minute... If all the seniors in town are at a meeting... that means that when the meeting gets out...
STAN'S MOM
Every senior in town will be driving home...
STAN'S DAD
AT THE SAME TIME.
ZOOM IN on Stan's Dad.
STAN'S DAD (CONT'D)
OH. MY. GOD.
EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - NIGHT
South Park avenue is bustling with activity. People all happily mill about and shop.
Suddenly, Stan's dad comes running through.
STAN'S DAD
GET INSIDE!!! GET INSIDE!!!
Everyone turns and looks at him.
STAN'S DAD (CONT'D)
SENIOR'S MEETING GETTING OUT!!! GET OFF THE STREETS!!
Now everyone panics and starts to run. A woman picks up her daughter and runs with her.
TOWNSPEOPLE
AAAGAHGAGHG!!!!
Dramatic, disaster movie style shots of people stopping what they're doing and running.
EXT. COMMUNITY CENTER - DAY
All the seniors are walking out of the community center and heading for their cars.
GRANDPA
Alright, great meeting everyone. Let's do it again sometime.
OLD WOMAN #1
So long everybody.
Various CAR DOORS closing and ENGINES STARTING UP.
OLD MAN #1
Good-bye, Lucy.
OLD PEOPLE
See you later/Good-bye/nice to see you/bye, Bill/etc.
EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - FARMER'S MARKET - DAY
The farmer's market is bustling again with activity. People are smiling and happy as they buy fruits and vegetables.
Stan's dad comes running furiously down the street, filled with panic.
STAN'S DAD
GET OFF THE STREETS!!!! GET OFF THE STREETS!!!
The people all turn and look at Stan's dad as he tries to wave them off.
STAN'S DAD (CONT'D)
OLD PEOPLE ARE DRIVING!!!!
TOWNSPEOPLE
AAAAGHGH!!!!/RUN!!!/OH MY GOD!!!
Just like before everyone runs and screams. Everyone runs into everyone else. Fruit and vegetables fly into the air as everyone panics way too much. A flood of people run in all different directions, some knocking over one of the stands.
Kyle's dad comes running through frame carrying a bag of vegetables. He bumps into Randy, going the other way. Randy holds Gerald by the shoulders.
STAN'S DAD
Gerald! Where are the boys?!
KYLE'S DAD
WE'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!
But Stan's dad shakes Kyle's dad and gets in his face.
STAN'S DAD
THE BOYS, GERALD, WHERE ARE THEY?!
KYLE'S DAD
They're... They're paying street HOCKEY!!!!
STAN'S DAD
OH. MY. GOD!!!!!
Stan's dad drops Gerald and runs.

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