I bet Gamzee can find some use for that blood.
"______ wasn't mentioned-" yes. yes they were.
Parody of: Pocahontas
Artist: cantabilegato
Character(s): Karkat Vantas
Download: Unavailable (you can help by messaging me some sort of link! :3)
Lyrics: YOU THINK I'M AN IGNORANT FUCKASS
AND YOU'VE BEEN SO MANY PLACES
I GUESS IT MUST BE SO
BUT STILL I CANNOT SEE
IF THE FUCKASS IS REALLY ME
HOW CAN THERE BE SO MUCH THAT YOU DON'T KNOW?
YOU DON'T KNOW ...

YOU THINK YOU OWN WHATEVER PLANET YOU LAND ON
ALTERNIA IS JUST A DEAD THING YOU CAN CLAIM (WELL, IT KIND OF IS...)
BUT I KNOW EVERY ROCK AND TROLL AND LUSUS
HAS A LIFE, HAS A SPIRIT, HAS A NAME

YOU THINK THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE PEOPLE
ARE THE PEOPLE WHO LOOK AND THINK LIKE YOU
BUT IF YOU WALK THE FOOTSTEPS OF A DEAD GIRL
YOU'LL LEARN THINGS YOU'LL START TO WISH YOU NEVER KNEW

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A HIPSTER CRYING ALL ALONE
OR ASKED A GRINNING JUGGALO WHY HE'S HIGH?
CAN YOU GLUB WITH ALL THE VOICES OF FLUTHLU?
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF OUR BLOOD?
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF OUR BLOOD?

(IT'S NOT EASY.)

DON'T LOOK AT OUR SUN LEST YOU WILL BE BLINDED (UNLESS YOU'RE WEIRD LIKE KANAYA...)
DON'T FLARP WITH SPIDERS ELSE YOU'LL PROBABLY DIE
IF YOU ROLE PLAY WITH THAT CAT GIRL WHO LIKES SHIPPING
THERE'S A CHANCE YOU'LL RUN INTO THAT SWEATY GUY
THE MUSTARD-BLOODED ASSHOLE'S JUST A POSER
BUT THE WHEELCHAIR-BOUND SKYLARK WILL BE YOUR FRIEND
AND WE ARE ALL CONNECTED TO EACH OTHER
IN A DOUBLE REACH-AROUND THAT NEVER ENDS

HOW HIGH CAN THE JUGGALO GET YOU?
IF YOU TURN HIM DOWN, THEN THAT'S OKAY TOO (SERIOUSLY, IT ROTS YOUR THINK PAN)
BUT YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THAT HIPSTER CRYING ALL ALONE
FOR WHETHER WE ARE PINK OR GRAYISH SKINNED
WE NEED TO GLUB WITH ALL THE VOICES OF FLUTHLU
NEED TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF OUR BLOOD

YOU MIGHT COME FROM EARTH BUT STILL
YOU'LL JUST BE FROM EARTH UNTIL
YOU CAN PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF OUR BLOOD

(SO, DO YOU GET IT NOW JADE?)

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