Just came to the shocking realization that I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am. It is with deep remorse that I acknowledge this fact after a great deal of self exploration, I discovered that I do not even like them on a box, with a fox, on some cocks, on some rocks, or with some jocks. I do not like them with a mouse, I do not like them in a blouse, I do not like them with your mom, I do not like them at the prom. I do not like them here or there, I do not like them anywhere, I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am.
Also can you guys have the fucking courtesy to actually WATCH this type beat? You guys know how embarrassing it is to be Electrocution Solution right now? My mom won't even talk to me. I mean sure, that's mostly due to my crippling Xanax addiction, but me being a failed YouTube producer certainly didn't help the fact. I don't know about you but I don't exactly see my dad popping out of the bushes anytime soon and coming back into the life that you guys have taken a massive shit on by not supporting me.
To call and make fun of our once prosperous YouTube channel call: 208-888-5333
LEASES: How bout a fucking view? Maybe a like? I don't know this is beginning to seem like it's too much to fucking ask.
EXCLUSIVES: I mean seriously, 100 views in 10 days. Now I'm no fucking rocket scientist, but I'm pretty sure there's 1,900 of you motherfuckers NOT DOING YOUR JOB... be better.
CUSTOMS: Also I'd just like to point out that WE ARE TRYING here. Malcolm has fucking arthritis from all the type beats and suicide notes he's been making just to appease you ungrateful cock guzzlers.
MP3 FILE: Now don't go spinning this around on me, I didn't use cock guzzlers in a homophobic way, I was just really mad and wanted to get my point across. You're not going to cancel me are you?
WAV FILE: No like seriously, don't cancel me. I just got a nice desk job at State Farm and they DO NOT mess around with that type of shit.
TOMMY VERSE: Okay cause like, I'm actually starting to panic now. Because, I mean, I really, really, really, didn't mean it in a homophobic way. It just kinda came out. Aw shit, not like that! God, I'm fucked... I'm soooooooooo fucked. Oop wait I'm getting a call... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkkkk it's my boss. Okay, gotta go.
Read these tags to -- okay actually I have one more thing to say. The LEAST you guys could do is get us to 2,000 subs before lightly pushing our lifeless channel off a motherfucking cliff and into the abyss it belongs in. Go ahead, prove you're worth something you fucking incels, I've got pubes on my ballsack worth more than you.
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