DrDisrespect in all his glory

"Let's talk about me... Let's talk about the 6 foot 8 frame, the 37 inch vertical leap, the black steel that drips down my back AKA the bullet proof mullet, the Google prototype scopes with built-in LCD LED 1080p 3D Sony technology, the ethiopean poisonous caterpillar AKA slick daddy. Let's talk about the cabinets right behind me that go 40 feet deep into the wall that houses the other 95 percent of my trophies, the awards, the certificates, all claiming first place, right? Let me give you a little inside glimpse into the hotshot video gaming lifestyle of the two-time international video gaming superstar. Because that's what this channels about, that's what this domain's about, that's what this society's about.

You're looking at the face of Twitch and God damn, is Twitch lucky."

(The transcript is courtesy of kind commenter Robin Nieuwenhuis)

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