Saw an amazing Baneworth inspired video by @Stropion, and wanted to try the challenge myself, so I did every boss in a perfect run but solo. All bosses were on the patch before rage meter except The Skeleton. Which is kinda sad but Im not redoing all the torture again for that. Also some badges I already got previously or had to rerecord again due to OBS issues, so if you want to confirm I have all the badges you can check my inventory since it's public. Most of these bosses are re-roll hell and aren't fun because of it, so if you are a masochist and want to try this as well I have some tips for each boss:
Miracle Matter (Free) - Stay near edges and camp them out with a decent hit-scan weapon, if you understand their movements you should never get rag dolled off by the shock wave attack during shadow and fire
Sage (Free) - Jump over his shock waves and use the pillars to block his dashes, even with a bad range or melee you can usually kite him out even without a speed-boost
Specimen 09 (Free) - Roll for fire axe or shadow axe and just bait out his rock slam and kill enemies while you wait for the next one, simple enough. (You can also use Fire Axe's short move speed boost in a pinch but just be careful about the slow down)
Betas (Easy) - Re-roll for speed-boosts or dashes as they are almost required and target Jean first, then Port, and lastly Xerox. If you know how to dodge then this should come quickly
Man of Nature (Medium) - Avoid getting close at all and go for melee weapons that either upgrade/stack or have insane range, pray for a good misc item to help deal with pig projectiles, you want misc items like masterspark, a counter, or speed-boosts
Weegee (Medium) - Speed-boost + Hit-scan item and circle around the edge, just hope you don't get blown up by a random pokeball and you win as despite the spam and the "die" move its pretty easy to avoid everything
Trash Gang (Medium) - Stay near the edges and target Port, Jean, and Lastly Xeroz. Avoid Ports shotgun at all costs it will kill you. Reroll for any decent ranged item and healing because its kinda just a simple bullet hell sim
KlevPrime (Hard) - best boss in the game, pray you don't get rng killed when you tp though (deaths can be somewhat mitigated by jumping after teleporting or using the freeze glitch). The whole boss is just circle camping his dashes, so the only threat is "you can't escape"s shockwave attack, find any airstall, dash, or counter to avoid it and you win (don't overthink the fight, using the pillars and putting yourself near the edge is risky and can mess up your patterns, pillars should only be used to avoid his attacks in desperation for healing)
Skeleton (RNG) - pray for good map and vampire knives (also insane speed buffs work as well) Run in a straight line to avoid his motorcycle attack (most of the time) and avoid getting head-shotted at all costs by jumping (also sometimes like in my completion the headshot just doesn't insta kill and I don't know what causes it, but don't bank on it)
Uncertified (RNG) - roll for any stacking/upgradable items and get a good ranged. Camp the tower and only leave to get free kills (you are safest when enemies are only coming from one location or the same side so play safer if they are coming from different angles). Avoid Kamis and close range as much as possible and make sure to clear enemies before engaging with mini-bosses. Pray you don't get Minos dummy in the mini-boss rotation and you win
10HourBurstMan (Oh no) - fun fight but my lord does this fight hurt sometimes, only threat is vampirism and second phase. Vampirisms hit-box is actually stupid sometimes, so dodge diagonally and jump to get behind him and hope you don't die. For second phase pray for a good speed-boost because you need to stall him out during his sword dashes and stand usage so that he doesn't use the purple projectiles, they will kill 90% of your runs and are the dumbest attack in the game. You can also cheese this boss with "The Plan" and "Your Eternal Reward" by killing him before he enters phase 2 but I wanted to do it legitimately. "Your Eternal Reward" is still amazing though and if you are good with it the fight can be much easier. (Also for the sword slam attack that creates a shockwave just time a diagonal jump with the sword hitting the floor and its actually really easy to dodge just hard to learn)
If you have any other questions feel free to ask -
TimeStamps:
0:00 - Miracle Matter
4:21 - Sage
7:30 - Specimen 09/Clayman
13:30 - Beta Devs
16:18 - Man of Nature
18:56 - Weegee
22:30 - Trash Gang
26:40 - Slungus Prism
27:22 - KlevPrime
32:25 - The Skeleton
34:54 - Uncertified
50:50 - 10HourBurstMan
