Gaston lyrics
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
Girls: For there's no one as burly and brawny
Gaston: As you see I've got biceps to spare
All: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
Gaston: (That's right!)
Gaston: And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
Gaston: I'm especially good at expectorating
Gaston: Ptoooie
Ten points for Gaston
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating
All: My what a guy, that Gaston!
