Do you love 90's Sailor Moon? Badly mixed song parodies? Then this is the video for you!

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LYRICS:

Ooh, I tried
To like this show,
But it’s not the reboot for me!

Remember when they had more screen time?
Remember when she had many more lines?
Remember banter with Usagi and Rei?
Remember monsters of the day?

It’s just a copy (of the manga version)
All they do is epically (although the music is cool)
Fight in the moonlight.

I’ll admit the artwork leaves little else to be desired
But I still want some characters with personalities.
I think the old writers should be re-hired.

Why not make up plots that are different
From the 90’s manga and anime?
PGSM did that and it was awesome!
I’ll take it over SMC any day!

Although at times, the episodes were “filler,”
And they were more comedic than “thriller.”
It only means that when the girls had their deaths,
My reactions were stronger than… "meh"

It’s just too sappy (all romance and no play)
It needs some comic relief (It’s just too gloomy and gray)
From scenes in the sunlight…

I’ll admit I faithfully tune in every other week to watch it.
But each time I get more jaded.
My interest has faded.
I’m coming really close to calling it quits.

Tried to wake up early to watch it
But I’m disappointed time after time
So I’ll make the best of things and I’ll mock it.
And on Saturdays I’ll sleep until nine.

Playing at the beach! (diet out of reach!)
Heart-shaped eyes at cute guys!
Shopping at the mall! (Gotta eat it all!)
Just bein’ normal girls!

Remember when it took so long
For the girls to win?
Which made it much more meaningful when they saved the world.

I guess I just don’t like the manga.
Truthfully, I don’t remember it well.
It is gathering dust here on my bookshelf.
If I go to ebay, think it might sell?

You may ask why I made up this little ditty
Why don’t I just leave the show alone?
It’s because I think this reboot is shitty
(But I’m half-joking, just so you know.)

Thanks for listening to my snarky tune.

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