Well, I was torn between submitting this fixed version or a re-recorded/edited version of "I Need a Tsundere". I felt like the audience needed to hear vocals for once that were by someone better so this made the cut. So, Sydsnap, as I said at the con, the award is as much yours as it is mine.
Parody of: "Call me, Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
So Kill Me Baby written by Neuman, performed by Sydsnap:
I follow you to our school
I think that you're rather cool
Oh please don't mind when I drool
I look too cute that way
By you I get chastisized
My tears are way oversized
Don't act like you are surprised
When I touch you that way
You're an assassin
Long hair, sense of fashion
Hurt me with a passion
Wait, did I just say that, maybe
Hey, I just met you
And this is cray-cray
So have some more fun
And kill me baby
I, am a chibi
And ohhh so mooooooooo-e
But I still see that
You'll kill me baby
Hey, I just met you
And this is cray-cray
So have some more fun
And kill me baby
Friends, with a ninja
Who's kinda crazy
She'll have her own fun
And kill me baby
Your moves are real hard to block
You put me in a headlock
This makes it real hard to talk
Why do you act this way
To me your moves, you can coach
Yet you don't let me approach
As though I was a big roach
Jumping, so far way
You're an assassin
Long hair, sense of fashion
Hurt me with a passion
Wait, did I just say that, maybe
Hey, I just met you
And this is cray-cray
So have some more fun
And kill me baby
I, am a chibi
And ohhh so mooooooooo-e
But I still see that
You'll kill me baby
Hey, I just met you
And this is cray-cray
So have some more fun
And kill me baby
Friends, with a ninja
Who's kinda crazy
She'll have her own fun
And kill me baby
When I came into your life
I made you so mad
I made you so mad
I made you so, so mad
When I came into your life
I made you so mad
Yet I'm so glad
With all the, fun we had
I, am a chibi
And ohhh so mooooooooo-e
But I still see that
You'll kill me baby
Hey, I just met you
And this is cray-cray
So have some more fun
And kill me baby
Friends, with a ninja
Who's kinda crazy
She'll have her own fun
And kill me baby
When I came into your life
I made you so mad
I made you so mad
I made you so, so mad
When I came into your life
I made you so mad
Yet I'm so glad
So kill me baby
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