Song used: Bury Me by Diesect

Villains Quotes:

“ME HOY MINOY!” - DoodleBob
“What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration... I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!” - The Joker
“...” - The Investors
“You destroyed my soul, hunter... now I shall harvest yours!” - Angor Rot
“How foolish of you centaurs! You could’ve of just let me go! And perhaps I would’ve spared you. At least, for a little while. Now, DIE!” - The Nowhere King
“WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS!? YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN WATCH EVERYONE AROUND YOU DIE! THINK, MARK! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet! You'll live to see this world crumble to dust and BLOW AWAY! EVERYONE and EVERYTHING you know WILL BE GONE! WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER FIVE HUNDRED YEARS!?” - Omni-Man/Nolan Grayson
"Look at this guy with animals all over him. I wish he was me because I maybe the stupidest thing ever AND my name is Orel... uh, or Orel’s dad, so there! UH! This is too dumb, even for me! Mr. Figurelli, you’re an egg because you came out of a chicken’s pee hole! And now they’re illegal because Orel is Ms. Censordoll’s favorite jerk! UH! Hi, I’m Clay Puppington, and I’m drinking stupid juice, and boy does it work, right Jesus? Yeah, I’m Jesus, and I agree that you’re stupid! This movie sure does stink, I hope it dies like we all do someday! Yeah, that’s pretty scary, I’m not going to think about that anymore. Oh, there’s some money. Yay, I’m gonna buy drugs because I’m dumber than ever! Now I’m gonna smoke this stuff just because I’m a weirdo and uh mmmmm! Woah, he ha ha ha ha! This part’s pretty good, I’m just gonna watch this. Wow, how’d you do that Orel?" - Joe Secondopinionson



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