Is Tech Talk dominating your data conversation? 🤔

Watch here as this CDO struggles with IT and The Business.

Any of it sound familiar? 😛

Make sure #MasterData and #DataManagement get the strategic focus they deserve!

**WORLD PREMIERE**🎥
A Put Your Data to Work Production of
TOO MUCH TECH TALK?

Starring
🐶 CDO - Chief DOG Officer
🐝"Buzz" Word - The IT Bee
🐵Monkey Business

And (Feat - 😎The Data Whisperer)

Hope you enjoy it as much I did making it! 🍿

#digitaltransformation #data #datamanagement #bigdata #technology #datawhisperer

#hadoop #python #kubernetes #sql #nosql


Hello. I'm the CDO.
I must create a data-driven Utopia of interoperability
where insights flow freely from workflow to edge
across integrated ecosystems
And I have to fix the quarterly reports
Let's give a call to IT and see how they're doing
We'll patch them in
It's the IT Bee here
Hello IT!
What do we need to create
my data-driven Utopia of interoperability
and fix the quarterly reports?
Our resources are devoted to the metadata content
and analytics-graph-hub-fabric-mesh
to enable the operational infrastructure scaling
of the digital transformation
I thought I was good at buzzwords
Buzz Buzz Buzz
And we have to fix the quarterly reports
You should be Ah-Gil-Eee
Ah-Gil-Eee?
Yes, Ah-Gil-Eee! A G I L
Look in Wikipedia
Look under AGILE!
Let me check with the head of the Tiger Team
I'm sure we could scrum something up
Here's what they've got…
SOAP
YARN
REST
I'm ready for a bath a sweater and a nap
PYTHON
PANDA
SPARK
WHOA that’s dangerous!
HADOOP
That was a cluster
HIVE
Oh look at that, that's just wrong
Really awkward
You need to leave now
You're making me uncomfortable
What else you got down there?
KAFKA
JSON
A lot of JSONs
SQUIRREL
SQL
NoSQL
And what's a pirate's favorite
programming language?
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And the latest greatest and buzziest
Oh, does that go with the pirate?
No, it doesn't have anything to do with the pirate
But it's a ship!
Try this then. See if you can sound it out
Cuc - Burnett - Eyes
Cuc - Burnett - Eyes?
KUBERNETES
KUBERNETES
One more thing
Toilet paper?
After all that integration
we're going to have to clean up our back-end
Now, what about the data?
The data?
I don't have the data
Yeah! What about the data?
The data?
Why would I have anything to do with data?
You’re IT!
It's Information Technology!
You’re the CDO
CDO is Chief Dog Officer
BARK
The Business has the data!
The Business has it!!
Sorry I'm late for the call
I'm a little dizzy from our Customer 360
What about the data?
It's the new oil!
I thought you had the data
I don't have the data. I'm The Business
Let's go fix the quarterly reports
After you fix the quarterly reports
can we start monetizing our Big Data?
Wow
If it's so BIG, how come I can't SEE it?
What about my analytics-graph-hub-fabric-mesh?
Stop with the buzzwords
That stings
I don't have any data
KUBERNETES!!!!!
Now what do we do?
I don’t have any data…
why are they always asking me about data?
Does that sound like your organization?
This has been a Puppet Service Announcement
from me, Scott Taylor, The Data Whisperer.
Don't let the Tech Talk dominate
your data conversations
and do what Master Data lovers everywhere
are doing and give proper data management
the strategic focus and importance it deserves
And who knows?
Maybe all your buzzword dreams will come true
PUT YOUR DATA TO WORK!
Isn't that right gang?
PUT YOUR DATA TO WORK!!
The D stands for dog?
I didn't know that.
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