It's my Turn to jump on the train!

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah-
Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight!
Seymour!
Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Yes. It's a regional dialect. -
Uh-huh. Uh, what region? -
Uh, upstate New York.
Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. "
Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression.
I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
For steamed hams. -
Yes.
Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? -
Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? -
Yes. - May I see it?
No.
Seymour. ! The house is on fire. !
No, Mother. It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Help. ! Help.

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