Pretty much what it says on the tin. Downloaded Alterniabound the other day and found some pretty cool lyrics to go with the guy's theme, so I attempted to sing. And by sing, I mean be a pirate. Best idea ever? Best idea ever.
DISCLAIMER: I suck at singing. Most of this is a Pirate song however, so it doesn't sound horrible. Just please don't expect me to start posting up songs all over the place - I'd sound horrible.
If you want to listen to more of my usually Homestuck-related tomfoolery, you can visit my VA page at [ Ссылка ]. A more clearer recording version will be up on there shortly.
This is the first VA video I've ever made, and even then it's only loosely one, so I hope you all enjoy! There shall be more to come in the future!
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Lyrics:
Come all ye scallywags, sing along with me,
(For) we are the Royal Trolls, the terrors of the sea!
We pillage and plunder, and we never compromise,
We'll sail these raging waters 'till we take our glorious prize!
We run from no enemy and we can feel no pain.
All of the lower bloods will quake under our reign!
We build metal death machines to do just what we crave,
To pummel all the land-lovers until they're in the grave!
Masters of the tide,
(The) stars shall be our guide.
If you're not a royal blood,
You'd better run and hide!
Confiscate the crown,
Swing the ship around,
Take a swig of Faygo just to wash the whiskey down.
*Instrumental Break*
Our brave and fearless leader is...
Eridan!
What a hopeless romantic...
From matesprit to kismesis, his feelings are frantic!
His poor broken heart has been shattered on the floor,
But he'll never stop until he can have her for "shore!"
Come all ye scallywags, sing along with me,
We are the Royal Trolls, the terrors of the sea!
We pillage and plunder, 'cause we know we've got the nerve,
We'll rule these stormy waters and we'll take what we deserve!
Masters of the tide,
(The) stars shall be our guide.
If you're not a royal blood,
You'd better run and hide!
Confiscate the crown,
Swing the ship around,
Take a swig of Faygo just to wash the whiskey down.
Yar har, anchors away!
Soon we'll be coming to ruin your day,
Just resign to your fate.
Soon you'll be made into Gl'Bgolyb bait.
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Credits go to David Ko for the lyrics, Toby 'Radiation' Fox and others for the song, and Hussie for Homestuck. All voices are done by myself. Enjoy!
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