We'd rather be GOLFING! Instead of Nickelback's "Rockstar" it's Young Jeffrey's "GOLF STAR!"

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Lyrics:
I Snapped my Putter in half & threw it into a ditch,
Got all my buddies laughing at how bad I missed it
This Grass Game Ain’t as Relaxin’ as they said it would be
(Stressin' On the GOLF Course)

I put More Slices down, than a Mandarin
Lost Fourteen Balls Only Two Holes In!
One Flew in a curve, til I Heard a Lady Let out a Scream
(I Blame that on the Wind)

I’m Aiming for that hole, But I can't Clear it
Like my Wedding Night, Wifey says I’m "nowhere near it"
Til I finally give up and i kick that Stupid Ball in a Creek!
(“Put me down for a FIVE”)

But If I took lessons & I quit my Job
And just focused, I Could go Pro no Prob!
Maybe Scottie Scheffler is down to Freaky Friday with Me?
(Told me he was Cool with it )

And At Pebble Beach, I would swing all day
Not the Upside Down Pineapple way

Cuz we all just wanna be Big Golf Stars
It's a Long Way up from the Top Golf Bars
The work is Pleasure & the pay's Obscene
Just Counting Birdies, in our Sub-Par Dreams!

Used to Tap out all My Piggy Jars
Now my Swing is Sponsored By Mastercard!
If Nike's paying for the Clothes I Wear
Get a Swoosh Tattooed above my Derriere!

And with each swing, I’m gonna Hit the Ball Far
Golf Claps are like my ASMR!

Thought that Playing In Scotland, would be a Bigger Hassle
So instead of a hotel, I bought a Local Castle
With Oil money sent to me from when I joined the LIV
(That’s alot of zeroes, man)

And while Taylor Swift's, got the girls impassioned
Old White Dudes wanna See me in Action!
Rile em to a Frenzy, as I Sink a Putt from 41 Feet
(Do a Little FIST PUMP)

And I’ll make Sportcenter's "Top 10 Plays"
And People’s Sexiest Man, Front Page!

And I won't go work out at the Gym a lot
Cuz the Best Golf Players, Rocking Hot Dad Bods
Ya See the Talent in the Gallery?
More Blondes than the Swedish Olympic Team

Signing Autographs as I cross the Yard
With the tiny Pencil from my Scoring Card
My Golf Bag is heavy as a Full Grown Bear
I Hired a Caddy, Now I just Don't Care!

I got inserts in my Golfing Shoes
With One White Glove, Like Micheal Jackson Used
I Walk the Green with that Old School Style
Rockin Flat Golf Caps & Head-To-Toe Argyle
Well, Hey Hey I Wanna be a Golf God!

And the press will tout all my Misadventures
Like the 9th hole with a Former Miss Texas
Earning Green Jackets when I Swing that Wood
While Steven A. Smith Insists I'm not that good...

As I Speed by in the Parking Lot
Going Seven Miles an Hour in my EV Cart
My Swings So Golden, when I Hit that Tee
I’m Stroking Like, Katie Ledecky

Watch me crush the Ball, four hundred Yards!
So High, they picked it up on Weather Radars
It Falls & Lands Right beside the Pin
And Like Happy Gilmore, Ta-Ta-Ta-Tap that in!

And, Like that Arnold Palmer Dude
Put my name on a Drink using Bottom Shelf-Booze
I’m a Coors Lite Daddy, with the Champagne Style
In the Water Feature Fighting Crocodiles
Just One Swing, to get me out the Sand Bar

Some Day I wanna be a GOLF STAR

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