Sigh. Sorry we said it five times. #Candyman
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LYRICS:
There once was a singing family
Who changed all the words to a silly shanty
They seemed all smug, but now they’ve found
(Oh no, for pity’s sake no!)
Suella Braverman’s back
A magic sponge and a quick ice-pack
Flushed once, but Rishi Sunak
Just fished her out the bowl
The chance was there to clean the slate
And we’re the first to celebrate
A new complexion-at-the heart of state
We hoped, we dared to hope…
The chat about compassion’s great
Integrity, and acting straight
But it’s all premature ejaculate
When you spaff it in one go!
Suella Braverman’s back
A magic sponge and a quick ice-pack
Flushed once, but Rishi Sunak
Just fished her out the bowl
The music’s stopped – they’ve jumped in chairs
The Cabinet’s full of talons there
So take your pills and say your prayers
And brace for all the trolls
Da, daa, da daa da daa…
If you don’t hear from us again
We’re probbly singing in a convict chain
At least our dreams weren’t inhumane
And we didn’t break no code
So till they come we’ll raise our voice
We’ve had enough of Hobson’s choice
A right to protest’s worth the noise
Don’t ever let it go
Suella Braverman’s back
A magic sponge and a quick ice-pack
Flushed once, but Rishi Sunak
Just fished her out the bowl
Suella Braverman’s back
To bring her over-the-top attacks
One day, they might collapse
And take their leave and go
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