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That's Limerick City.
That's Limerick City is what it is!

I'm at Amanda's wedding,
In a church on Thomas Street,
I'm looking at a bridesmaid
and she lookin' back at me.
And when the service ends i'll ask her
If she wants a lift
Back to the hotel and if it goes well,
Finger and a shift.

She says "Fitsi drives a Mitsi
And he offered me a spin.
Enda has a Honda,
So I might just go wi' him.
And Darren Gibb, he said he'd
brings me in his Subaru.
So what the fuck would make you think
I'd wanna go with you?"

I said,
"Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside,
Fuck your Subaru I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're looking for a ride, I've a horse outside"

She said "I don't believe ya",
I said "It's fuckin' true,
I swapped him for a bag of yokes
In 1992.
And I don't need insurance
I don't need no parking space,
And if you try to clamp my horse
He'll kick you in the face.
I don't pay no tax
Fuck NCT
You'll arrive in style
If you ride with me".
And the boys are walking over,
jingling their keys.
I looked the fuckers up and down
And gave them one of these.

I said,
"Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside,
Fuck your Subaru I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're looking for a ride, I've a horse outside"

Giddy-up now baby,
Bless my soul.
I rode the fucker round the field
Back since he was a foal.
He runs a bit like Shergar,
And he jumps like Tír Na Nóg,
He looks like Billie Piper
After half an ounce of coke.
And the boys are looking jealous
As I lead your one away.
Just before i close the door
I look at her and say
"Would you be my girl?"
She says "I will o' course,
If you grab me by the ponytail
And ride me like a horse"
"Yeah!"

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside,
Fuck your Subaru I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're looking for a ride, I've a horse outside

(Giddy-up now baby, Giddy-up now baby),
Giddy-up, Giddy-up, Giddy-up t-take it back now baby (Pow!).
Giddy-up t-t ony phrony,
Giddy-up, I know your back too frainy,
Giddy-up, Giddy-up, Giddy-up, Giddy-up, (My fuckin horse, yeah)
Checkin' the booty fine,
Your gonna loos' a laa',
I'm gonna take you out to Mullingar.

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