I don’t know. I don’t know. I’m into, uh, conspiracy theory, man, that’s my thing. You guys into that shit? You read that stuff? I do. I think fast food, fast food, I think, is, like, a conspiracy, you know? I think that’s how they just keep us dumb. You can’t even think after a while. You ever notice that shit? Like, you ever have your whole day planned out, you eat one egg McMuffin, and you're just on the couch, “Eh, you know what? Fuck my dreams. I’m just gonna lay here for a while. Gonna stretch out”. Dude, it’s unbelievable. Healthy food, you can’t – you can’t even smell it.
You have a bag of apples right in front of my face. My eyes are closed. I can’t smell it. 200 Miles away, “Oh, Fuck, is that KFC well you want some chicken, then you get a bucket of it. I’m telling you, you never notice that? You ever notice, whenever the government fucks up, all of a sudden, like, McDonald’s has, like, a new sandwich? You know? You’re just sitting there, screaming at your TV. “How can they pardon all these C.E.O.s?” “new McRib.” ” Oh I’m gonna fuckin try that – shove it down your face.
From Bill Burr's 2008 show 'Why Do I Do This?'
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