prod. santiago & medda

Lyrics:
(INTRO)
Grandpa: So Jimmy, i hear you’re headed off to college next year
Jimmy: That’s right grandpa!
Grandpa: (chuckles) Oh, i remember college like it was yesterday
Jimmy: Really!? What was college like back in 2020?
Grandpa: Well Jimmy, I attended zoom university

(VERSE 1)
so i been hopping outta bed at like 2:30 pm
i think im gon be late to class cause i can’t even get in
my teacher like 65
i swear she don’t got a clue
and now she’s tryna give a lecture but this bitch is on mute
so i said fuck that im about to call up my boys
and we were playing minecraft when suddenly i hear a noise
my teacher asking do you know the powerhouse of the cell
but i said the sorry mam this diamond or aint gon mine itself

(CHORUS)
cause i don’t wanna go to school but
there aint nothing else to do so
imma just hop on zoom now
man what the fuck am i doing

(VERSE 2)
but honestly maybe this quarantine aint that bad
im smoking gas inside my bedroom while she’s teaching me math
my momma knocking asking whats going on
i said its all for science class then i showed her my bong
but now im bored and kinda horny stuck inside of this classroom
i raised my hand and say i gotta go to the bathroom
my teachers getting mad told me sit the fuck down
but i don’t really give a damn she can kiss my nuts now
i open up another tab and you know im on xvideos
searching for big titty hoes who also got some pretty toes
finally saw the perfect one im rubbing on my peepee
but then i realized my camera’s on and everyone can see me
man this shit wack
fuck this class
im about to dip
every single person in the room just saw my fucking dick
but theres no need to cry i realized that everything is fine
they cant kick me out of school if all the class are online

(CHORUS)
cause i don’t wanna go to school but
there aint nothing else to do so
imma just hop on zoom now
man what the fuck am i doing

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