As I said, I'll tell you what happened afterwards here. Basically, when I went to login, it refused to let me pass the welcome screen. The way that I fixed this was by clicking the power button in the bottom right corner of the screen, and clicking update and restart. I was then able to log in.
I AM NOT VIABLE FOR YOUR COMPUTER BEING DAMAGED IF YOU FOLLOW THIS PROCESS. I HOLD NO RESPONSABILITY FOR YOUR COMPUTER GETTING BRICKED IF YOU DO THIS. READ MICROSOFT'S DOCUMENTS ON WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER MID UPDATE.
Unrelated, here's a clone hero chart of Tally Hall's 2005 song "The Bidding": [ Ссылка ]
