This one took a while.

Song is original composition.

Here are the Russian gibberish lyrics just in case you want to sing along.


zhizn' v’rossii eto ad (life in russia it is party)

Drosht kolaad et boshva baa baa baa (Shiver cold and wrestle bear, bear, bear)

vodka zavtrak, etna bed (Vodka for breakfast, actually tasty)

Ves pomene zatem de daans daans daans (Spread the wealth and then we dance dance dance)

Putin! On znayet karat! (Putin! He is cool like ninja!)

Sigrette danya vous von vous (Cigarettes and squatting down down low)

Eto dischvit luscheye (I live here by choice!)

Putin! Yego chlen ogromen! (Putin! His cock is huge, no lie!)

Danglay dans de vous von vous (It hangs down down low)

Mne nravit Vouvray (I say this with free will!)


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Russiya, eto kroot (Russia, chill cool guys)

prosto ne geyem (Just don’t be gay)

Potmo chtn’eto kroot (Because that’s not cool)

Russiya, ek-luschya (Russia, best economics)

Ves umrat za stranu (it is fun to die for country!)

Zaschischtat da baaa (Protect the bears)

Russiya, khoroshiye (Russia, we went to space)

Ne bud ne se khromyn (Talk shit get thrown in the gulag)

U nast yest milyyeee (So don't talk shit pussy)

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Luschaye Shakh, luschaye seks (Good at chess, good at sex)

Strelnay parney itet bang bang bang (Shoot the bad guys, it goes bang bang bang)

Putin! On takoy umnay (Putin! Sexier than sexy guy)

On chlen danglay vous von vous (His cock hangs down down low)

Ya eto dobray (Even when it's cold!)

Putin! Silneye chem baaa (Putin! He can communicate with bear)

Sigrette danya vous von vous (Cigarettes and squatting down down low)

Russiya et luschaye (I love living in Russia!)

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