Translation: (thx to hughlauriefan.com)

Voice off: Schweppes tonic water & The Last Yelling
H: Hey! I see you pale. Take a deep breath and yell: Schweppes
Man: Are you crazy?
H: I was already crazy. Come on!
M: Schweepes!
H: You call this yelling? Schweppes!
M: Schweppes!
Air Hostess: Yes, yes! I'm coming!
H: It's just that that air hostess didn't take notice of me

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