The Beatles in 1967 decided to go to the North Pole because they heard of this wise old man who could make reindeer fly and circumnavigate the globe in a single night. Despite his less than sleek physique was also able to slide down chimneys easier than a Hollywood producer on the casting couch with another subject. In the end they found out the only reason they were invited to the North Pole was so the Beatle babes could become part of Santa's concubine. They headed home and decided to try another direction.
