We looked into Christmas songs with weird ass lyrics. Me (Trollumbo) and MetalFH cracked jokes at these goofy songs and realized that Christmas can be sexy and that Santa Clause may attract women that wanna whore themselves out to get some of his "endless" resources. IDK if Santa has a "why not" mentality but we do know that he's watching your kids 24/7 which is kinda worrying and we also know that some weird people want hippopotamuseses for Christmas. Oh and Santa may be a necrophiliac and he may have been responsible for killing some boy's grandma. One things is sure Christmas is one crazy time of the year.
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