Today's review is for the Cheetos Chicken Fries from Burger King.
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CHEETOS Chicken Fries | BURGER KING®

Chicken inside, dangerously cheesy outside.

CHEETOS® Chicken Fries are made with white meat chicken like original Chicken Fries, and are covered in a crispy Cheetos-flavored breading and cooked to crispy perfection so that they have a dangerously cheesy outside with and made with juicy white meat chicken inside.

Burger King Cheetos Chicken Fries coming soon ...
Burger King will begin serving Cheetos Chicken fries on Wednesday, September 14th.

Burger King is hoping on another wacky food mashup with the introduction of Cheetos Chicken Fries.

No, this is not a drill.

On Wednesday, Sept. 14, Cheetos Chicken Fries will be available to the masses at participating Burger King restaurants.

The cheese-dusted chicken sticks cost $2.89 for a nine-piece order, touted as “chicken on the inside, dangerously cheesy on the outside.”

In recent years, Burger King fans have seen a number of flavored chicken fries on the menu, ranging from Buffalo Chicken Fries to "fiery" flavored ones.

In 2015, the burger chain announced that its on-again, off-again Chicken Fries would remain on its permanent menu, becoming as safely ingrained in Burger King's lineup as the Whopper.

On social media, the reaction to the new chicken fries was mixed.

Is this why Americans are so fat?
(Source: USA Today)

We tried Burger King's new Cheeto-flavored menu item — here's the verdict
Burger King continues to reward the salacious, distinctly orange-hued palette of the American Eater.

First, the horrifying Mac N' Cheetos; then, a delightful detour with the Whopperito.

And now, the orange Cheetos invasion of the fast-food realm continues with the Cheeto Chicken Fries.

The "dangerously cheesy" spin on Burger King's ever popular chicken fries are out for a limited time at a recommended price of $2.69 for a nine-piece carton.

Cheetos are an American icon; Mount Rushmore could easily have Chester Cheetah bursting out between Theodore Roosevelt and Lincoln.

But these radiantly orange Franken-fries do not do the proud Cheetos name justice.

The immediate reaction upon first bite generally goes along these lines: "Are these supposed to taste like Cheetos? Where are the Cheetos?"

Cheeto Chicken Fries 2Hollis Johnson

Multiple taste-testers, myself included, promptly lamented the lack of that celebrated, Chester Cheetah-lauded cheesiness.

Each fry is plenty salty — it's actually impressive how much saltier Burger King has managed to make these in comparison to the regular chicken fries. Somehow, "dangerously cheesy" has become conflated with "outrageously salty".

After eating a carton's worth — that's nine fries, a decent serving — I feel as though I've been adrift in a Cheeto-orange sea for days, surrounded by nothing but endless waves of mouth puckering, salty despair.

Cheetos, Cheetos, everywhere, nor any drop to drink.

The insane levels of saltiness seem to be this item's albatross about its neck. One simply can't enjoy the otherwise delicious chicken fry when one's only wish is a gallon of water to wash it down. And nowhere on my fingers is the precious Cheeto dust found, calling into question its very legitimacy as a Cheetos item.

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