many individuals will simply call mr. pibb (deadname) a simple knockoff of a less obscure soft drink known as dr. pepper. some have even said that if dr pepper's flavor profile is the musical equivalent john coltrane of soft drinks then any other semi related cherry cola is but a mere child blowing a horn thinking they're making music. but i must disagree. if dr pepper is john coltrane then pibb xtra is but a miles davis. both master classes in their craft and fill the same void. sometimes you just want to listen to jazz. sometimes you just want some spicy cherry cola. and akin to the real metaphorical musicians, sometimes they collaborate. sometimes dr pepper is in the coca cola soda machine. and other times, like at the showcase cinemas in north attleboro massachusetts coca cola freestyle machine, pibb xtra provides a wonderful smooth alternative. it's important to remember to appreciate what you have, as we have learned in the 2022 movie "Puss in Boots: The Last Wish." if we have this wonderful spicy cherry elixir in an Avatar: The Way of Water cup that cost $7.95, we must appreciate that we could be drinking filthy fish piss water, but instead, we are delighted with the smooth taste of a wonderful thirst quenching cherry cola, with a refreshing aftertaste. thank you everybody. i love you.

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