Harvey Schmidlap reports:
Earlier this morning, The Sultan announced his attendance at Microcon 2023, being held Saturday, July 1st in Joliet, Illinois. The Sultan will attend the international conference of micronations, along with Slowjamastan parliament, allies, supporters and friends. Security will be on high alert as Pro-Croc demonstrators are expected to descend on the conference.
The Sultan said, “Rabble Rousers will be dealt with accordingly. There will be no tolerance for Crocs, whether inside our great nation or during this diplomatic visit in America. A wise man once said, 'F**k around and find out.'”
The Sultan welcomes all citizens and friends of Slowjamastan to join His Excellency on July 1st. To sign up, just visit Slowjamastan.org.
