Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star
And I made myself a sandwich.
My mommy named it Fred.
It tastes like beans and bacon,
and it smells like it's been dead.
Writing stuff is hard,
so I use a pointy pencil.
pointy, pointy, pointy,
pointy, pointy, point.
PU what's that horrible smell
DRUM SOLO!
I have a head,
It ends in a point.
Pointy, pointy, pointy,
pointy, pointy, point.
This song is over,
except for this line.
You win this round,
Broccoli!!
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