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Director: Geoffrey C Knecht
Animated by: Millennium Death Cult / @millenniumdeathcult

Lyrics:
Okay, picture this… There’s this cold floating rock, right? And at the bottom of the rock there’s this ocean. At the bottom of the ocean there’s these lil’ teeny amoeba, right? And after millions of years these amoeba, they start turning into fish and swimming around. I don’t know how it works, but it does.

So these amoeba, right, amoeba fish are swimming around until one day one of these fish was like, “You know what? I fucking hate the ocean. It sucks, it’s cold, it’s wet, I’m done. I am done.”

So he grabs these fuckin’ little things, they’re called hands and feet and he connects them to his body and he crawls out of this ocean, right. And when he gets onto the bank, guess what he sees… He looks around he sees a…female fish and she’s beautiful, oh my god, stunning.

So they talk, they talk for a few days, and they start, ya know, after a few days they start mashing parts (MASHING PARTS), ’cause that’s what happens, right? So they mash parts and then all these babies get born. And after millions of years these babies shed their scales, shed their fins, until they start standing up right. And one day they fuckin’ - their brains get so big that they understand these really scary concepts and one of the concepts is that they’re going to… (DIE)… And what’s scarier than knowing you’re gonna die?… Nothing, to me.

So one day this guy’s like, you know what, I’m gonna create something that makes me not afraid of dying, right? So he comes up with it and it’s actually called this thing that you may know as, it’s called (RELIGION) and this religion causes a bunch of (CONFLICT) conflict. Bang, bang, bang. That’s literally what it sounds like.

So with all of this (CONFLICT) they understand they need some orders to create this thing called (GOVERNMENT) to keep each other in line, but guess what? It actually doesn’t happen like that. Guess what it creates? It creates a bunch more (CONFLICT).

Oh my god! And out of all this conflict arises a president and this president is orange. He’s got orange hair, it’s parted to the side. It looks really dumb. He’s chubby and he’s got little sausage fingers. They look like lil’ smokies. I personally love little smokies.

Either way, he starts arguing with this leader on the other side of the world. He’s got a bowl cut. He’s similarly pudgy. He’s got sausage fingers too. I don’t know what it is with guys with sausage fingers, but it messes their minds up, right? So they start bickering like little children. One day the guy with orange hair is just like, “Ya know what, I’m gonna fucking gonna do it. I gotta small dick, I ain’t got nothing to lose.” So he gets his thing, he presses the button, and shit goes -

B-B-B-BANG BANG *******

So what’s the only thing that survives a nuclear war? Everyone say it on five…
1, 2, 3, 4… 5
(COCKROACHES)
So the cockroaches are really small but after billions of years they start getting bigger. Then one day they start losing their fuckin’ shells, and losing their fuckin’ antennas. And then they fuckin’- brains get so big they understand these really scary concepts. And the concepts that they’re going to (DIE). But guess what they don’t want to die so they create this new thing called (RELIGION) but it creates a newer thing called (CONFLICT) so they need to protect each other so they create (GOVERNMENT) but then it creates even more (CONFLICT).

OH MY GOD!

Then out of the conflict arises this fucking president and he’s a cockroach. He’s a little small boy. And he gets really fuckin’ insecure about his place in the world.

Ha ha ha… Classic. So he finds some guy to project onto and they start bickering and he bickers and bickers. Other guy’s like, “Fuck you!” The other guy’s like, “Fuck you, mother fucker!”

But he has to go to his top cockroach scientist because guess what, nukes don’t fuckin’ work on cockroaches. It bounces off them like…a soft ocean breeze.

So the president, fuckin’, he’s like, “Okay, I’m gonna do it.” So he devises a new missile, he talks to his top cockroach scientist. Imagine that - a big human-like cockroach with a lab suit with glasses on. Haha…

So he fuckin’ tells him, he’s like, “We need a missile that kills cockroaches.”
So the scientist is like, “Okay, I got it. It’s gonna be a missile and on the end of the missile, instead of a nuke.. It’s one giant, president, it’s a giant, it’s a giant……”

*******

Shoot. Classic, classic, classic, classic, classic…

I mean, I mean, we just tryin’ to chill. We didn’t come here to show off or like, floss our shit or anything like that. We just came to chill and have fun. And I guess, that’s what life’s all about. Let’s go…

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