"I'M STILL CHANNELING", a Wheel of Time themed parody of "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John and Bernie Taupin, created by Rob Christianson.

LYRICS:
You could never know what it's like
Your blood like fire, freezing just like ice
There's a cold, lonely light shinin’ out of view
And you wind up all saidin-mad, with his taint in you

And now ya think Logain could never win?
Well look at me, I'm a-stuck in Cairhien
I got a taste for wine in a simple way
But if you need to know, I ain’t channelin'
Just eatin’ curds and whey

(Chorus)
Don't you know, I ain’t channeling better than I ever did?
Lookin' like Fantasy Moses, laughing at that little kid
I ain’t channeling after all this time
Pickin' up the pieces of my life with Taint Sauce on my mind!
I ain’t channeling (nah nah nah)
I ain’t channeling (nah nah nah)

Once, I never coulda hoped to win
But angry Nynaeve’s got me healed me again
The shields they made were meant to keep me down
But if Rafe got me to Andor, I’d be in Black by now

(Chorus)
But now I’m channeling better than I ever can
Lookin' like a black coat Soldier, feelin' like an Asha’man
Now I’m channeling after all this time
Rebranding that Black Tower, glory on my mind
Now i’m channeling (yeah yeah yeah)
Now I’m channeling (yeah yeah yeah)

Now ya know I’m still channeling better than I ever did
Lookin' like a badass Soldier, feelin' like an Asha’man
I’m still channeling after all this time,
Rebranding that Black Tower, glory on my mind
I’m still channeling (yeah yeah yeah)
I’m still channeling (yeah yeah yeah)

I’m still channeling (yeah yeah yeah)
I’m still channeling (yeah yeah yeah)

I’m still channeling (yeah yeah yeah)
I’m still channeling (yeah yeah yeah)

--

Lyrics: Rob Christianson
Vocals: Rob Christianson

Featuring:
Dan Hufnagel, Howard Aspinall and Eric Hogle (Black-Tower.Net)
Jorge Chavez (Ta'veren Tavern)
Josh'a'man (Black Tower Podcast)
The Taint Puppets - Sifl and Olly

Special Thanks to:
Lauren @UnravelingthePattern
Alyssa @OnePowerBallads
Koala @koalasedai
Andrew @BlackTowerPodcast
Dan, Howard & Eric @ Black-Tower.net
Taveren Tavern @TaverenTavern
Siansonea @Siansonea
C'est l'Avi
Rapunzl347
Gorgo
HybridHavoc
Aradiapedia
Vance the Bard of the Red Hand
Jon @WoTUp
Matt & Anas @TheDustyWheel


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