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And here is 30 facts of Chuck Norris:
1. Once Chuck Norris masturbated in a house... now it's called The White House.
2. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
3. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
4. Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
5. Chuck can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eye.
7. Chuck Norris once pissed on an ordinary truck. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.
8. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
9. Chuck Norris has a stunt double for crying scenes.
10. Chuck Norris can speak braille.
11. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
12. Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
13. Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. Once on Hiroshima and the other on Nagasaki.
14. Superman goes to meet Chuck Norris each year on Teacher's Day.
15. Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
16. Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
17. If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
18. When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
19. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.
20. Chuck Norris had a part in Star Wars. He was the force.
21. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
22. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
23. Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
24. Chuck Norris asked the chicken to cross the road.
25. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
26. Chuck Norris converted God to atheism
27. Chuck Norris invented the spoon. Killing with a knife was too easy.
28. Toronto made a replica of Chuck Norris's penis. They just used his initials and called it the CN Tower.
29. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
30. God said "let there be light", Chuck Norris said "say please".
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