Life can be stressful. One day you're all caught up with work , and then suddenly your computer explodes, the Christmas tree catches fire and everybody around you comes down with a mysterious illness. Without warning, you're stuck juggling a house payment, the world's worst boss and teens that won't shut up about Catching Fire. And because you never went to clown college, the whole thing comes crashing down around you.

As it turns out, Arkanoid is a lot like your stressful life. You'll be doing just fine juggling one thing, making progress a block at a time. But then you'll snag that light colored capsule and all hell breaks loose. All of a sudden you're forced to think about three things at once, making it impossible to control the chaos.

Pinball fans will know what I'm talking about. The dreaded multi-ball will ruin just about any winning streak. Try as you might, your eyes simply can't focus on everything at once, leading to the whole house of cards toppling over. Just like real life. You think that you can juggle the holiday madness and also create daily episodes of the 29 Questionable Power-Ups of Christmas, but the moment you have technical problems everything grinds to a halt. Actually, I don't think I'm talking about you anymore.

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