Lyrics:
[Nikki's grandfather:] Hey, everybody! Nikki had his first day of school today!
[everybody:] Oh, yeah, good Nikki, that's great. Respect!
[NG:] How ya doin' Nikki?
[Nikki:] well, okay grandpa
[everyone:] Oh, good he's okay. Showin the respect. Respect!
[NG:] Hey, Nikki tell us about your first day of school.
[N:] School good! We do fingerpainting.
[ev:] Oh, yeah, you gotta respect the fingerpainting. Yeah, respect the fingerpaint. Respect the smearing.
[NG:] Alright, tell us some more Nikki!
[N:] We make play-dough.
[ev:] Ph, you gotta love the play-dough. Respect the play-dough. Give full respect to the play-dough. You put it, you roll it around, you show it respect.
[NG:] Alright, did you smell the play-dough?
[N:] Play-dough smell good!
[ev:] Oh, you gotta respect the smell.
[Sammy:] It's squishy! It's squishy!
[old men:] Of course it's squishy, he knows it's squishy, it's play-dough. What are you, a moron? Sammy, shut the fuck up! My god, he's an idiot!
[NG:] Tell grandpa some more.
[N:] We have cookies and milk, too!
[ev.:] Oh, you gotta respect the cookies and milk. [scattered laughter] I respect cookies! Who doesn't respect cookies?!
[NG:] Did you dunk it in the milk?
[N:] I dunk the cookie.
[ev:] Oh, you gotta respect the dunking. Yeah. Ya gotta dunk it. Dunking's good. Respect the milk!
[N:] I like soggy cookies!
[Sammy:] Respect the milk!
[om:] Why, you fuckin moron. You must be an idiot! I just fuckin said that! You idiot!
[NG:] What else, Nikki?
[N:] Teacher read us 3 little pigs!
[ev:] Oh, yeah respect the pigs. Respect the bricks. Big respect for the pigs. You respect the pigs, they'll respect you.
[S:] Don't respect the wolf!
[om:] Sammy, jump in front of a fuckin truck! You shut the fuck up sammy! Every single word that comes out of your fuckin mouth is so disrespectful!
[NG:] What else, Nikki?
[N:] Well, I play on the playground, and I swing on the monkey bars...
[ev.:] Oh, you gotta respect those monkey bars, man. Gotta love those monkey bars. And show the respect.
[N:(throughout chatter)] A boy pushed me off the see-saw.
[NG:] Quiet! quiet, everybody! What did you say?
[N:] A boy pushed me off the see-saw.
[NG:] And what is this boy's name?
[N:] His name Donny McMillan.
[ev: (Slams Fist)] He's fuckin dead! He's a fucking dead man, you hear me? I'll fuckin cut his balls off and feed 'em to his fuckin mother! The kid's dead! This little fuck is dead!
[NG:] What else, Nikki?
[N:] I kiss a girl on the playground
[ev:] Oh, respect for the young lover. Show respect, show respect.
[Sammy:] Gotta respect the condom!
[om:] You fuckin moron, what are you talking about a condom, you fuckin idiot? He's five fuckin years old! (I'm just sayin!) You fuckin idiot! I'll fuckin put a fuckin condom on your fuckin tombstone! Sammy, you're a moron!
[NG:] Tell grandpa some more, Nikki.
[N:] We sing the alphabet song!
[ev.:] Oh, you gotta respect the alphabet song. It's a good song! It's a good song, it helps you remember! You gotta respect it! Yeah, you gotta respect it!
[NG:] Okay, let's hear you sing the song!
[S:] Learnin-
[om:] Sammy, shutup!
[N:] Ok.
[Starts singing very off-tone]
A,
B,
C,
[om:] oh, respect!
D,
E,
[om:] Respect!
F,
G,
[Sammy:] Oh, you gotta respect the song!
[om:] Sammy, shut the fuck up! He's fuckin trying to sing a fuckin song here, you moron! Show a little respect!
H,
I,
J,
[om:] Oh, you gotta show respect.
K,
L,
M,
N,
O,
P,
[om:] Respect, respect, respect, respect! Oh, they always go together.
Q,
R,
[om:] Oh, you gotta show the respect.
S,
T,
U,
V,
[om:] Oh, respect the v. Good letter.
W,
X,
Y,
and Z!
[om:] Oh, respect the completion. You gotta show respect for the kid, he's a smart one!
[N:] Now I know my abc's-
[ev.:] Alright, we know the song. Alright, it's getting a little long. Let's move on.
[NG:] You do good in the spelling bee?
[N:] I can spell, grandpa!
[ev:] Ah, respect the confidence! The kid can spell! Just like his grandfather, his grandfather can spell!
[NG:] Okay, I'm gonna spell you something right now, and you tell me what I'm spellin okay?
[N:] Okay, Grandpa.
[NG:] Okay, Nikki?
[N:] Okay, Granpa.
[NG:] You ready for this?
[N:] Okay, Granpa.
[NG:] Are you ready for this?
[N:] Alright, Grandpa!
[NG:] Alright, here we go!
[Old man:] R!
[OM:] E!
[OM:] S!
[OM:] P!
[S:] S!
[om:] What the fuck, s? Sammy, what's fuckin wrong with you?! You fuckin idiot! Where'd you learn to fuckin spell?!
[NG:] Alright my little angel, we're gonna spell the word for you again, and you're gonna tell grandpa what we're spellin, alright? Here we go.
[N:] Okay!
[NG:] And Sammy, you're gonna keep your fuckin trap shut!
[S:] Consider it done!
[OM:] R!
[OM:] E!
[OM:] S!
[OM:] P!
[OM:] E!
[OM:] C!
[OM:] T!
[N:] Uuuh... respect!
[ev:] Respect! He got it, the kid's got it! He's one of us! He's got it!
Respect!
Respect!
Respect!
Respect!
Respect!
Respect!
Respect!
Respect!
Respect!
[chant fades]
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