Eddie Perfect performing "Don't Kill Yourself" on ABC TV for the Friday Night Crack-Up. October, 2014.
Modern life is complicated, makes you so frustrated you just wanna shout
Other times it's isolating, you can feel so lonely like there's no way out
The world is spinning faster every day and you're like "maybe I just wanna stop"
Aussies tend to soldier on and bottle their emotions til the day they pop
I don't wanna piss anybody off or put noses out of joint
But there's one little message we want to share so let's get to the point
Don't kill yourself
Don't kill yourself
If you're thinking about killing yourself
Speak to a friend or get professional help
I don't wanna pussy-foot about
If you've got issues you should talk them out
Just don't kill yourself
Don't kill yourself
Messina could bring out another flavour of ice-cream and you'd never know
Don't you wanna know what happens to the little dwarf guy on Game Of Thrones?
Technology is set to boom and if you top yourself well then you'll just miss out
Don't you wanna buy a 3D printer and then print a motherfucking house?
I know it's not particularly subtle
It's probably gonna get me in lots of trouble
But doing anything is better than fuck-all
So let's make it clear
Don't kill yourself
Don't kill yourself
If you think you're gonna top yourself
Do us a favour and just stop yourself
Call this number and then ask for help
If you've got issues you should talk them out
Just don't kill yourself
Don't kill yourself
