Captain Morgan's 98VHP ... The Typical Peak And Tune By SCREWDRIVER @ Bells CB HILLBILLY SPLATTERBOX.
The majority Of Radios That have been sent in that were supposed to be new .. did not look or smell new. PAY ATTENTION!
He uses equipment like mine but has no idea how to use it. It's a funny thing that they try to copy me but always fail miserably ..
Get FineTuned Not De-tuned And Ruined ...
Those that know it can show it, those that don't or do so in A Misleading Way Are ABUSING YOUR TRUST, INSULTING YOUR INTELLIGENCE, AND RIPPING YOU OFF! Clear enough? Cleaner and meaner, not noise or toys. Subscribe, click notifications bell and Stay Tuned In!
Radio Evaluation Rules: [ Ссылка ]
Scope watts or nope watts, take your pick. Tired of misleading BS yet? If they don't show you or do so in a deceiving way, you've been misled. Learn to identify "Golden Screwdriver Jockey Con Artists - Schemers and Scammers". *Note: There'll always be drama regarding my disgruntled Romper Room CB Radio Repair Shop Competitors and their "Fake News - Internet Troll Network". They're just doing the best they can. When "ready", pm me on Facebook including phone number. Contact information below, don't be in a hurry!
MeterBaiters .. Meter swinging over-modulated splatterbox radios with a noisy receiver, and miscalibrated S Meter have been Peaked & Tuned, comp-tuned or so-called Hi-Fi mods performed and misaligned by a Golden Screwdriver magician. Yes, magician not technician. Magical Pixie Dust .. LOL. Face the facts and suck it up, "buttercups" .. you've been had by a Con-Artist!
Internet, Facebook, and truck stop competition tunes are useless in the Real World. Not only do they produce a noisy receiver, but they'll also bleed your wallet and all over neighbors too! Years ago, while still accepting walk-ins, this was about 90% of all radio-related issues and complaints from customers nationwide and Still Is!
How To Recognize
They'll want you to "Look At Meter" or some other test equipment and claim that an NIST Certified Spectrum Analyzer, and Oscope isn't necessary. RUN, RUN, RUN!!!
They'll poise their meter farm at you while making strange vocal sounds, whistling or injecting some unknown tone into the mic socket while trying to convince you that distortion is considered RMS, average or Bird watts and usable power. NOT!
Most don't have a clue what each unit of measurement represents, how to derive it or have an accurate way of testing but they sure do put on a show! This might look impressive to some but in reality, these tunes produce Far Less Usable Power. Sound familiar? Many have fallen for these Tricks so don't feel bad.
Software Jockeys claiming to be an "engineer" don't do or show you anything useful at all. They either copy and paste (Plagiarism) or talk a lot trying to baffle you with their BS while hiding behind a pseudonym (Extra channels, Stinger Boards, Toys, etc). This type has no integrity, practical or Real-World Experience at all whatsoever! Ever hear them on the radio? Right!
Real-World Performance
Do your due diligence! Demand the testing and tuning of your equipment on a minimum 100 MHz Analog Oscilloscope, Bird 4314c meter or equivalent and a 1 GHz spectrum analyzer with a NIST Traceable Certification of Calibration. It's the only accurate way of measuring spurious emissions, harmonics and true power @ the fundamental frequency replicating "Real World Performance".
All test equipment and gear under test including meter, scope, spectrum analyzer, sampler, radio, and amp if applicable must be in plain sight at all times while the gear is under test, fully modulated. Inducing distortion though meter using un-calibrated test equipment is misrepresentation and an illusion playing on your ignorance while insulting your intelligence!
If they can't display everything all at the same time while under test, explain ac volts, pep, pk, cw, rms (Ohms Law), capacitance, inductance and the basic principles of a phase shift then how do you expect them to accurately test, tune or align your system? Ever wonder why they attempt to replicate or imitate everything that I do and say but yet fail miserably in a deceiving way?
Fine Tune CB adheres to NIST and other standards to maintain accuracy and consistency for providing Real World Performance with integrity. [ Ссылка ]
Don't let them play Three Card Monte with you because they will. Most importantly, find someone who's honest and competent, not part of Facebook CB related groups, a pseudonym on a forum, has a Service Monitor with a NIST Traceable Certification of Calibration and not just test equipment stacked up the wall trying to baffle you with BS. Never settle for less because that's what you'll get, Houdini tricks, ghost watts, S9 out of calibration and a noisy receiver!
No walk-ins or INTL shipping.
Contact: [ Ссылка ]
163 Hard Dr
![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jcTr0Gd9zwg/maxresdefault.jpg)