Lyrics
Thanks DNO my learned rapperdad,
For advice about why having a little whippersnapper's rad.
This is take 2, this new verse I write,
Won't play with something, that I should cherish for life.*
Obviously that includes my wife.
I remember cutting her umbilical cord with that little knife.
We bailed on the hospital, went home to our sanctuary.
Well that's what I thought but it was imaginary.
No peace, just crying and a lack of sleep.
Now I got knack for packing up a pram and baby seat.
But I'm glad to be past the toddler stage.
Now I just cop tween attitude every day.
All this 10 year old wants is Pokemon and pocket money.
But after a day of drama she just wants her mummy.
And more screentime, so in the meantime
I'll take advantage and take a little me time.
I never thought I'd be a forty-something rapper
But after 40 years I've lost 40 grams of grey matter.
And I used to be sharp as a syringe, now my daughter says I'm cringe.
I'm really sick of her having a whinge.
But my life's really changed for the better
And whether it was destiny for me to be a father
I'd rather, stick with one so I had a vasectomy.
It was recommended to me by a teacher at the school assembly
Where my little girl was getting an award,
But I was still pissed at her for posting on my wall.
And letting her know my password, was my bad call.
But being a rapper dad is still awesome overall.
I wouldn't change it for the world.
#rapperdad
*credit Marvin Gaye "I Want You"
