This Midweek Rub clip features JB and Billy with Chief and Damo talking about their lunch with Triple M sponsors Bonair today, where all the Rub boys featured in a panel discussing footy news. The one man missing was Spud, who was relegated to watching because last year he gave them nothing. At the luncheon, they discussed the recent talk about Heath Shaw's skinfolds, and so Bill asks Chief how he used to go on that test, to which he replies he always won it. Well said. Smart ass Jim pipes up and confirms Chief would have won them, so this sets Chief off. He's sick of being vilified by these personal attacks against his weight and demands they stop, either through Jim's will and accord, or through a lot of pain. As they go to the break, Chief reads one of the many abusive texts that's come from Spud during the show in light of their comments that Spud was crap at last year's Bonair luncheon. It's a very watered down reading of the text, leaving to the imagination just what Danny must have been saying. Obese, wart-faced, unibrow and four-eyed balding excuse make their way into the text. Then it's onto Bill's joke, possibly the longest story to go with what is traditionally a short joke makes this one unbearable. Listen to him mispronounce the words insects, centipede, unbelievable recovery and centipede again, just for good measure. And there's another painful scream from the Chief when Bill still can't say Ça Plane Pour Moi.

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