[ Ссылка ] Praise the Lord
One of the great things about having you here is that I get to tell a farm joke. First I need a setting.
Rick, you are from Kansas?
You bet.
Ok, this takes place in Kansas.
There was an old Kansas farmer there, he a piece of creek bottom land that had never been developed at all. It was all rocks and brush and all messed up. He started in on it, clearing it, the underbrush and hauling away the rocks. Then cultivating the soil and planting a garden. Everything from vegetables on to corn. And it really became a garden spot and he was pretty proud of what he had done.
So one Sunday morning in church after the service, he asked the preacher if he wouldn't stop by and have a look. Well, the preacher arrived, he took one look and said "oh, he said, this is wonderful. These are the biggest tomatoes I've ever seen, praise the lord. Those green beans, that squash, those melons he said the lord really has blessed this place and look at the height of that corn, he said, god has really been good.
And the old boy was listing to this and he was getting more and more fidgety. And finally he blurted out "Reverend, I wish you could have seen it when the lord was doing it by himself!"
