Bert liest und erzählt Entenwitze.

ENGLISH TRANSLATION:
ERNIE: Oh! Hello Bert! What's so funny?
BERT: Oh, Ernie! I'm just reading my new book about duck jokes. These jokes are hilarious.
ERNIE: Duck jokes... I see... And they are funny?
BERT: Yes, they really are, Ernie! Shall I read some duck jokes to you?
ERNIE: No,no! Thanks, Bert!
BERT: Ok! Listen!
ERNIE: No, Bert! I...
BERT: What is yellow and gackles on the lake?
ERNIE: No idea, Bert.
BERT: A mail duck!
BERT: Do you understand, Ernie? Yellow! Like the mailboxes.
ERNIE: Yes, I understand, Bert.
BERT: Or what about this one? A duck goes into a supermarket. The salesman asks: "What are you looking for?" The duck answers: "Quack!"
[German wordplay: Quack = 1. the sound a duck makes, 2. curd]
BERT: Isn't it great?
ERNIE: Yes, yes. Quack, Bert.
BERT: But now, the best one, Ernie: Why do ducks wear blue trousers? Do you know it, Ernie? Do you? Do you?
ERNIE: No, I don't know it, Bert.
BERT: So that they don't feel cold on their legs. Admit, Ernie! It's really funny!
ERNIE: Yes, really funny.
BERT: What's wrong with you, Ernie? Why don't you laugh?
ERNIE: Why I don't laugh? I just don't think that your duck jokes are funny, Bert.
BERT: Not funny? My incredibly amusing jokes aren't funny? Don't you have humor, Ernie?
ERNIE: Yes, I have, Bert.But not even real ducks would laugh at your duck jokes.
BERT: What? You cannot be serious, Ernie!
ERNIE: I am!
BERT: Every duck would laugh about my duck jokes!
ERNIE: I don't think so, Bert.
BERT: I do, Ernie. And do you know why? Because ducks appreciate humor.
ERNIE: Are you serious, Bert?
BERT: Yes, I am, Ernie. And I will prove it. I'll go to the duck lake over there and will read some of my jokes to the ducks. Then you will see how they laugh about them.
ERNIE: Bert will make a fool of himself. Not one duck will laugh at his boring jokes. And you know what? I think that's funny!
BERT: Now, look here, ducks! I'll tell you a great joke.
ERNIE: That will be a complete flop!
BERT: What are four ducks doing in a caravan? Well, that's easy. They are camping!
ERNIE: That cannot be true!
BERT: Or do you know this one...

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